This week Spy x Family has just two stories, both of which involve characters trying to avoid lives of solitude. First up is Anya, who learns from Becky that they may soon be separated into different classes if her grades don’t improve. Then they overhear two upperclassmen discussing one of the school wonders: the Pastry of Knowledge.
This year it’s macarons, which if eaten are supposed to make you an Imperial Scholar. But Anya and Becky, as well as Damian and his buds are too slow; the last order goes to George Glooman. In his infinite generosity, he offers four of the five macarons to the others. The only problem is, there are five others: Anya, Damian, Becky, Emile, and Ewen.
The group decides to decide which four get the macarons by playing Old Maid. And while Anya has never played and doesn’t know the rules, she’s a fast learner, which is to say, she can read everyone’s mind and wins her first game with ease. Too much ease, as Damian thinks to himself that if she’s not cheating, then she can read minds.
The last thing Anya wants to do is expose her powers, so she agrees to play a next round to show her first wasn’t a fluke or result of cheating. She picks the Joker on purpose, but is unable to get rid of it until the end, when Damian is ready to take her other card but sees her cute crying face and takes the Joker instead.
While Damian does the chivalrous thing and Anya gets a macaron, despite her intense shounen style reaction to eating it it doesn’t improve her intelligence in the least. While her test scores improve marginally, they’re still pretty dang low, so the threat of being separated from Becky remains.
Franky has always been Mr. Lonely Hearts, and his latest scheme is to locate and retrieve the lost cat of a cute cafe owner he likes named Kasey. When Loid wordlessly refuses to help out, Franky lucks out by running into Yor on the street. She’s all to happy to assist, but after Franky sets off a catnip bomb, she’s tangled up in the horde of cats that comes.
The cat they’re after, Kopi, like your typical cat, knows they’re trying to secure him, and so takes every step to avoid that. Even when Frankie whips out a crude mech suit to close the gap between them, his plan is undone by the need to warm up the suit’s endinge for 15 minutes. So Kopi just wanders away.
But when Kopi is headed for a busy, dangerous street, Yor takes matters into her own hands, destroys Franky’s suit, and tosses the motor backpack ahead of the cat with a mighty heave to redirect it. She then uses her own catlike speed and agility to catch Kopi.
But while Kasey is overjoyed that Kopi is back in her arms, Franky quickly learns he was barking up the wrong tree: she already has a strapping boyfriend. Resigned to living out the rest of his days alone, and now bereft of a mech suit it took ten years to build, he decides to throw himself back into his job.
Speaking of jobs, while Yor is reveling in a co-worker telling her she’s “normal” (even though she was being sarcastic), she gets an ominous call at city hall from one of her contacts who knows her as the Thorn Princess, announcing that there’s a new job for her. Could this be the prelude to the Yor-centric main arc I’ve been hearing about? I hope so … less pathetic Franky, more adorably badass Yor, please!