Hi Scoool! Seha Girls – 01


To be fair, this hot mess of a 10 minute anime mcoks Sega’s legacy hardware as much as it spends time reveling in that legacy’s games. Dial up modem jokes, blocky graphics, the 3 second Sega theme song is the school’s theme song and the fact that the dreamcast is kinda vapid, are worth a dull smirk. If you skin hasn’t melted off in horror first.

HSSG is painful to watch though and should never ever have been designed to run for 10 minutes. It’s just so empty of soul.


If you want to learn more about Sega’s hard ware history and some of the games that made it popular, ask your parents… or grandparents. If you want to live in the past and revel in Sega’s glory, go buy a console on eBay.

Whatever you do, just don’t watch this anime.


Kaitou Joker – 01


To be truly fair, KJ is a kids’ show and absolutely not intended for me as an audience. In that, it’s silly, slap-stick, and over the top. When taken in that context, it’s a bubbly romp that feels somewhere between Lupin the 3rd, Inspector Gadget and Dark Wing Duck.

To be completely unfair, it’s awful and poorly timed with Kaitou 1412, an adolescent yet-still-more-adult show that is also about a masked magician thief. It’s comparatively deformed, simplistic and grating.


KJ looks like it will be a crime-an-arc formula show, where each crime will be initiated with a challenge letter to the police and the owner of the soon to be stolen item.

Episode one introduces us to Joker and, eventually, his ninja side kick. We also meet the police, who are bumbling and shouty. Suffice it to say, their interactions are straight forward — adversarial, but also playful.

Nothing here for me though. Moving on…