The Misfit of Demon King Academy – 02 – Anything You Can Do He Can Do Better

This week begins back in the Mythical Age, where Demon King Voldigoad expresses his weariness with endless war between humans and demons. He makes a deal with the human hero Kanon: he’ll sacrifice most of his magical power in order to isolate the four realms and “snuff out the spark of war.” Kanon takes him up on this, and two thousand years of peace follow.

Fast-forward to about a month before the present, baby Anos opens his eyes for the first time, and just as his parents are about to begin considering a name, he says his name—in his stern adult Anos Voldigoad voice. I swear, if I had taken a drink of anything prior to hearing that voice, I’d have surely done a spit take all over my screen! It was exactly the comic sting needed after such a serious and sincere prologue.

Back to the present, leaders and teams are chosen for the team competition in a week’s time. The homeroom teacher declares that no students in white suits can be team leaders, so he proceeds to not only pass her test, but point out that it is flawed to such an extent, a simple adjustment by him doubles its power. He also meets Misha’s big sister Sasha, who does not care for Misha.

In fact, she considers her little more than a “soulless, lifeless doll animated by magic.” Pretty harsh! This spurs Anos to defend his new silver-haired friend, telling Sasha she should be peering deeper into the abyss. When Sasha lashes out with Demonic Eyes of Destruction, Anos easily deflects them with his own.

Anos offers to let Sasha join his team, even though she’s the leader of the other team. Instead, Sasha makes a bet with Anos: if he wins the team competition with just Misha on his team, Sasha will join them. If he loses, he’ll become Sasha’s property. Obviously, Anos agrees.

Just as Sasha and her team are setting up their Castle, Anos has Misha stay back at theirs and then walks right up to Sasha’s. He breaks through their communications and all of the castle’s defense magic, then lifts it out of the ground and launches it into the air.

He catches it with one hand before it falls, than spins it around like a carnival ride before launching it into the forest. That he does all of this without breaking a sweat makes for an utterly awesome bit of ownage. Like baby Anos talking in an adult voice, I simply did not see him treating the castle like a stony volleyball!

In a last-ditch effort to defeat Anos, Sasha decides to unleash Jio Graze, the most powerful fire spell that requires the unique skills and magical power of the entire team in unison. In response, Anos unleashes the weakest fire spell, Grega, though with his superior power it’s more than enough to dissipate Jio Graze and blast the remains of the castle to smithereens.

Sasha, initially ungracious in defeat, promises to one day kill Anos, a threat that amuses him, because killing him isn’t enough to make him die. Since they entered into a Zacht (a magical contract) she can’t go back on her word, so she joins Anos’ team. When he tells Sasha that Misha wanted her on their team, her stance on her little sister softens. When Anos tells Sasha that her demonic eyes are beautiful, she swoons.

That night, Anos brings both Misha and Sasha to his parents’ for another celebratory feast. The super-hyper folks are elated that he’s already brought home “Bride #2”, and Sasha is just as charmed by their extraness as Misha was.

Anos ends up walking the sisters home, and Misha and Sasha notably hold hands the whole time. I’m actually a bit surprised their rift was repaired so easily, considering Sasha didn’t even see Misha as a human or a sister at the start of the episode. Maybe beholding Anos’ power made Sasha reconsider a lot of preconceptions she’s had.

Sasha also makes it a point to ask if Misha likes Anos—and Misha answers plainly and clearly “yes”. Sasha then waits until Misha goes into their house to thank Anos for helping her make up with her, and give him a “kiss from a friend”. Those aren’t usually on the mouth in most cultures, but hey, what’s the harm of a little Demon King Love Triangle?

Sword Art Online: Alicization – War of Underworld – 13 – They’re (Not) All Women

Three months later than originally planned, we return to the War of Underworld already in progress, picking up where we left off (this is a trend in sequels this season). The good: Sinon beats the second wave of American players back, and is able to have a quiet moment with Kirito that makes everyone in the wagon tear up.

He has got to wake up, and since this sub-arc is called Awakening, here’s hoping he does just that when his friends need him most. Sinon’s Solus character can also fly without a time limit, so Asuna immediately sends her to join Bercouli to rescue Alice from Vecta.

Another familiar face suddenly appears in Leafa (AKA Suguha, Kirito’s sister), though unlike Asuna and Sinon her entrance isn’t very grand. She falls to the ground in front of the grieving orc soldier Lilpilin, who is astonished to hear Leafa refer to him as human, since they’re talking and all.

Within minutes Dee Eye Ell shows up and restrains Leafa with her glowing, groping, probing tentacles. Taketatsu Ayana makes a lot of, ahem, distressing sounds during this scene, and while Leafa loses a lot of blood (and presumably life energy) she’s still able to endure.

When Dee tells Lilpilin she’ll let Leafa go if he strips down and walks on all fours like a pig, he prepares to do it, because he has no other choice. That’s when Leafa breaks free from the tentacles without much effort, slices Dee’s arms off, and then blows her into bloody pulp. A girl has her limits.

Meanwhile Asuna’s forces repel more hordes of American players at ruins that form a bottleneck. In that narrow place Lightning Flash Asuna shows off her stuff—as do the battle animators. All the while, Vassago, who has returned to the Underworld in a new body, bides his time.

When Bercouli is unable to catch up to Vecta even with three fresh dragons, he resorts to cutting Vecta’s dragon down with Uragiri, the “sword that slashes the past”. Vecta and the unconscious Alice are grounded, but Bercouli soon finds he’s no match for Vecta’s swordsmanship. He throws everything he’s got at him, only for Vecta to call him an “old vintage wine”—not to his taste, but perhaps a god “palate cleanser”.

Vecta also has a nasty ability to make Bercouli completely freeze up and forget what he’s even doing for a few crucial moments during which Vecta can hack and slash at him at will. Remembering his former boss Administrator’s question about a “premonition of death”, he resigns himself to dying there, but not without protecting his beloved Alice, who has always been like a daughter to him.

If Bercouli can buy just a little more time for Sinon to catch up, he’ll have succeeded. Obviously, Vecta can’t be allowed to place Alice on the World’s End Altar, or the good guys lose. As a bloodied Asuna is mopping up the last of the Americans, the sky opens once more, but it’s not more enemy reinforcements, it’s their old comrade Klein…and he’s not alone.

Ten episodes now remain to tell the Awakening story. I imagine this week’s format—cuts between individual battles and conversations—will eventually resolve into fewer lines as allies reunite and combine. Vecta and Vassago are still quite the tough customers, but they’ll soon find themselves outnumbered as more of Kirito and Asuna’s wide network of friends—both women and men, Ronie—flock to his support.

 

 

Cardcaptor Sakura – 18 – Sweet Dreams Are Made of This

After a trippy dream sequence in which Sakura is surrounded by glowing orbs, Sakura is abruptly awakened by Kero-chan, who is curious what she was dreaming about, since a Cardcaptor’s dreams may be premonitions. Unfortunately, she was so startled by Kero-chan waking her up, she can’t remember much!

Kero is also curious as to whether she’s completed her summer homework, as vacation drawing down. Sakura dodges the question by focusing on her dinner duties, but makes sure to stop by Yukito’s on the way home from the grocery store in case he’s home.

As fortune would have it, he is, and he serves her some tea and sweets, totally making her day in the process. While she’s on cloud nine crushing on him, it’s clear Yukito’s many gestures of kindness come from his essential nature; he treats her the way he does because he’s a nice guy…not because he “likes” her romantically. Still, a girl can dream…

With his grandparents traveling, Sakura is worried Yukito is lonely, so when he offers to walk her home (he has something to return to Touya anyway), the Kinomoto siblings invite him to join them for a delicious repast of okonomiyaki. When Touya hears Sakura is attening the summer shrine festival later that evening, he volunteers to tag along, and Touya follows suit.

When they arrive, Sakura resplendent in her sakura-patterend kimono made by her dad (his skill with needle and thread explains a lot of Sakura’s sharp everyday outfits), Tomoyo derives the most fun not by participating in the various festival games, but by recording Sakura having fun. It’s something Sakura’s never been super-comfortable with, but she respects Tomoyo’s wishes.

Also attending the festival are Chiharu and Yamazaki, who we’d already learned were childhood friends, but appear more like boyfriend and girlfriend here. Even when the former is choking the latter out for his elaborate lies about the history of things, it’s clear to Sakura and Tomoyo that the two make a good pair.

Syaoran is also there acing the shooting game, and when he spots Yukito he immediately hands him all of his edible prizes. When both Yukito and Sakura agree that a stuffed rabbit is cute, Touya and Syaoran engage in a heated competition at the ring toss. This allows Sakura to slip away to spend time alone with Yukito.

As they end up in a secluded spot and fireflies start amassing, Sakura deems it a good time to at least attempt to confess her feelings to Yukito. She’s interrupted by Touya and Syaoran—both of them having won rabbits for the two others—and I’m kinda glad she was, as she would have almost certainly had her heart broken by Yukito’s rejection, no matter how much he’d have tried to soften the blow.

Instead, Sakura get to exist in that lovely heady limbo where any answer might’ve been possible, but due to circumstances she couldn’t come out and say anything this time. Furthermore, she comes to recognize the fireflies as the same phenomenon from her dream, meaning Kero-chan was right about her seeing the future.

In a card-sealing that requires no confrontation or fighting whatsoever, Sakura gains the Glow card. Instead of being rejected by Yukito, she had a wonderful day and night. Now, on to that summer homework!