Keijo!!!!!!!! – 05


The Gist: Cockroach-chan faces off against a thoroughbred student who’s bottom does all the fighting for her. Literally, Cer-chan is a seeking-missile of dog-faced chi, and it demolishes everyone. Well, except Cockroach-chan, who’s now fast enough to dodge the attack, and wacky enough to remain unpredictable.

In the end, the Vacuum Butt Cannon comes into play and lobs BL-chan into the drink. That’s right, BL-chan is a huge fan of Boy Love and her mind wanders off to BL regularly during matches.

Oh! All 4 girls are promoted to the elite class. Even Hillbilly-chan, who’s leadership pushed the top student to use a forbidden attack. That’s right! There are forbidden attacks in this show…


“I’m goin ‘ta tame that Cer-chan of yours!” – Cockroach-chan

The Verdict: Keijo keeps things positive in a way that skirts the flesh-peddling grossness it could descend into. The girls compliment each other and keep competition ‘on the land.’ In it’s own twisted way, the yuri vibes of this show even reinforce that idea. These girls are not mean girls.

Can’t wait to see where this is going. Apparently, a show down with ‘the East’…