Nisemonogatari – 10

Koyomi takes Shinobu to Mister Donut, where they bump into Kaiki he learns that Yozuru and Yosugi are a onmyouji/shikigami pair specializing in immortal creatures. Initially he suspects they’re after them, but when he arrives at his house, Yozuru and Yosugi are ringing the doorbell. When Tsukihi answers the door, Yosugi slices the top half of her off, killing her instantly. Koyomi lashes out in rage, but when Yozuru tells him to look at Tsukihi again, her body has completely regenerated. Yozuru tells him she’s not his real sister, she’s an evil phoenix taking human form. Shinobu convinces them to leave, but they’ll be back tomorrow to finish the job, and they’ll eliminate anyone who gets in their way.

This arc is called “Tsukihi Phoenix.” A pair of eccentric ladies were looking for Oshino’s lair. This week Tsukihi tells Koyomi her justice is “fake.” When a Koyomi strips her down, he notices no scars (that last bit in the now requisite Sister-Grope-of-the-Week). Our mamas ain’t raised no fools. Tsukihi has an oddity; it’s an immortal phoenix, and the lady pair is here to deal with her. In fact, Yozuru seems amused that Koyomi would think they’re after either him or Shinobu; he’s only part-vampire, and Shinobu has lost most of her powers (though we like how they temporarily withdrew out of respect for her fame, or infamy as it were.)

Karen is AWOL this week; potentially having horrible things done to her by Kanbaru. But Karen was apparently victim to hypnosis administered by a con man that made her believe she was possessed by a bee. Tsukihi’s situation seems different, in that this is a real oddity being hunted by real ghostbusters. Running won’t work, as they’re pros and no one to be trifled with – Yotsugi’s vicious halving assault on Tsukihi is proof of that. Will Koyomi be able to talk them out of killing his sister? Can’t they just bring the real Tsukihi back…if she ever existed??

Rating: 3.5


Car Cameo:
A motorcade of white 1960s-era Nissan Fairlady roadsters (we’re guessing ’63 1500s) – ubiquitous in Bakemonogatari –
drive by while Koyomi bikes home with Shinobu

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Moretsu Pirates – 10

As Chiaki continues normal pirating activities posing as Marika, Marika, Gruier and the Bentenmaru enter a stormy corner of space where the ghost ship was last seen and explore. They discover a Serenity surveillance buoy network and Coorie hacks into it. Using it, they discover a massive spacial anomoly that is most likely the ghost ship, but a large fleet of Serenity warships are also in the vicinity. Marika orders them to intercept the smallest of the fleet’s three squadrons and successfully disable their sensors. Gruier offers to make them stand down, but it would give up the game too early in Marika’s judgement. Her plan is to stay silent, shadow the fleet, and swoop in when they find the ghost ship.

Funny; a minor can command a pirate ship into ion storms, but she can’t legally work more than eight hours a day. In any case, our confusion about Gruier joining the yacht club was cleared up, leaving us feeling quite foolish in retrospect: it’s supposed to be a secret that she and Marika are off in search of the ghost ship. Thus, as far as anyone’s concerned, Marika is pillaging cruise ships, Gruier is on a practice cruise with the club, and Bob’s theoretically yer uncle. We like the subterfuge…and it seems Chiaki likes Maria’s pirate uniform – after a couple minor alterations.

Our concerns of the series getting too “comfortable” in the Tau Ceti system were also put to rest, as we join the Bentenmaru deep in remote, stormy “seas” being pelted by cosmic debris. Marika shows she’s her father’s daughter once again by taking charge, making quick decisions on the fly, and sticking to them. Her daring charge on the two Corbacks was a great little maneuver, and denying Gruier’s request to clear up the “misunderstanding” with their opponents was a good decision. The Bentenmaru can observe the fleet’s search, thus hastening its eventual discovery.


Rating: 3.5